World Poetry Day - slight delay

I have only just become aware that World Poetry Day is on a different day to UK Poetry Day and has passed within the last fortnight, embarrassingly unmarked by this blog. So here belatedly is a poem for wargamers everywhere.

They bought me a box of tin soldiers,

I threw all the Generals away,

I smashed up the Sergeants and Majors,

Now I play with my Privates all day.