Here I Go Again

I have been on what the big, bouncy woman - who, in a rare glimpse into her life, I am going to reveal works in education - refers to as 'unauthorised absence'. I have various things to report on, even including wargaming. However, before we get on to all that, it does occur to me that there hasn't been enough hair metal on the blog until now:

A woman waving her leg in your face while you're driving is exactly the sort of thing that might result in trying to drive off with the handbrake still on. Just saying.